[NMLUG] The Lighter Side, Feb. 6th

[ergo at lobo.net (Mike Kruchoski)]

Argus Hamilton had this to say today:

"The Coast Guard caught Cubans in the ocean Wednesday in an old 
Cadillac.  It's a classic.  If cars improved like computers, by now they 
would cost $10, get 2 million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, 
killing everybody inside."

What he forgot to mention: they'd be running MS Windows when they exploded.

:-)